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Monday 20 August 2012

Life's Lessons

I attended my cousins 21st on the weekend, and after talking to him and his mates, it got me thinking about what I was like at 21 and where my drinking was at and how mature I thought I was at that age.

At 21, I'd finished uni and was working for an accounting firm. I was in a long distance relationship with a guy from Sydney, had great friends and family around me, and was generally fairly 'happy'. Although now knowing what 'real happiness' is like, I probably wasn't even close to it.

I still had my issues, but was working hard to bury them in alcohol. I'd drink heavily every weekend without fail (but so did my friends, so I wasn't sticking out) and if my core group of friends decided to stay home with their partners, I'd go and drink with other friends or my sister and her friends. Or I'd climb the walls until I found other people to drink with.

My 21st speech was riddled with friends telling ridiculous drinking stories of me vomiting and passing out on a regular basis. But so were all my friends speeches at their parties. I was no different to most of my friends. Was that because I had surrounded myself with people with drinking and drug problems so I didn't stand out, or because that was just the norm of the day? (None of my friends have come out with major substance abuse issues yet, so I guess it was just the norm).

It was nothing for me and my friends to rock up to a party with a slab each. It was nothing to go out to a club or bar and for our nights to end in a mess of all in brawls, tears, passing out, and vomit all over us, sometimes not even our own. And if we got home relatively unscathed, the next morning we could almost guarantee one or more of us would be heaving bile and running to KFC for a hangover burger.

Hearing my cousin and his mates talk about 100 shots in 100 minutes I was thinking, 'Oh god kids these days would surely be much worse than we were'. A lot of my friends were heavy drug users, and some even dealers, but stories I hear of kids these days are of everyone using Ice, and stabbing each other. (Maybe an over exaggeration?)

Then I heard them talking about struggling with the shots. Thinking back I remembered my two best friends and I with our traditional tequila shots every Grand Final night and how much of a struggle it was to get it down at times. A group of friends had had a major car accident one Grand Final night resulting in one friend becoming paraplegic. His favourite drink was tequila, so we always drank tequila on Granny night in his honor. We'd play a drinking game, and get obliterated on tequila... My favourite black out drink.

I asked my cousin and his mates what they were shooting... Jack Daniel cans. Jack Daniel cans? Pre mixed? That's not doing shots, that's just pouring your pre mix can into a shot glass! Weak!

Maybe these kids aren't as bad as we were?

By 21 I'd done so much ridiculous crap! My mates and I would go to bikies clubs to see bands. With barely a passing thought to the strippers and lines of coke on the bar. We'd scam our way into people's houses after last drinks were called so that we could go back and drink their grog and use their drugs. We never wanted to go home.

We would never leave the Lyric (A Geelong nightclub) before 'stumps' (sun up). We'd go to parties where our friends were the gate-crashers but our parties weren't the one's being crashed.

One of my favourite parties was one in Corio, a girls 17th. My two besties and I arrived, and met a few mates there. Walking into the kitchen, which was an inch deep with Fruity Lexia, a couple of mates were putting cutlery and cask bladders into the microwave to try and blow it up. People were throwing the occupants belongings into the pool from the roof. TV's, Video's, their Christmas presents which were under their tree all wrapped nicely. 

People were doing belly wackers into the pool off the roof, and the lights kept getting turned off so there could be a blind all in brawl. One of my best guy mates was accused of hitting a girl in this blind brawl, and was subsequently subjected to another chick punching him and smashing a bottle over his head while he stood their and took it saying 'I don't hit girls, I'm not fighting back'. So trying to be a tough biartch, I said, 'I do' and tried to pull the chick off him, she turned on me and pushed me into a glass mirrored bar. She eventually gave up hitting him when he kept refusing to fight back.

The night ended with another friend pouring petrol over a boat out the front and setting it alight before we all did a runner.

Surely kids these days are worse though? There's stories on the news and all over Facebook every week. Or do they just seem worse because of social media and the fact they can video stuff on their phones? We didn't need accidental Facebook party invites back in our day, everyone knew when their was a party on.

Thinking back, we really weren't any different to our parents. Things just weren't as readily available back in their day. They were the worst generation of their time because they had acid and weed and free love. They made the most of what they had, and so did we. Kids these days just have social media, mobile phones, and better chemicals than we did. Every generation is just looking to outdo the last with better drugs, bigger weapons, and better ways to gain notoriety. You Tube and Facebook is making it easy for these kids. We had to work hard for ours! 

I'd love to run a social experiment and send the kids of today back in time firstly to the eighties and nineties and then back to the sixties and seventies and then have them come back and tell us which decade was harder for teens.

Every kid, of every generation has the same thing in common. We're all just trying to find our way. To fit in, to stand out, to forget the bad times and immortalise the good times. No generation is better or worse than anyone before or after them. Maybe if social workers and youth workers remembered this they'd have more success getting through to kids.

When do we start owning our battle scars and realising that they make us who we are today? That they shape our future, but that we can change anything we don't like at anytime and we can get ourselves out of situations, that our life is truly our own. We have the power to turn around and face our demons head on. 

Some people will drink and use drugs all of their life, and for most people that's fine. Its always a personal choice. Some people will choose to be straight edge. Some will live hard and get sober, some will never admit they have a problem. 

When you realise you have a choice, you can go either way...That's a sign of maturity, not a number like 21 or 30 or 60. You don't have to grow up, or grow old. Its just a number. But maybe maturity is when you learn to love yourself. You learn to wear your battle scars proudly and learn from them. I know that I try to never make the same mistakes twice, but if I do it just means that I have another lesson to learn. As long as you keep moving forward and keep learning, because that's all you can do. 

So no matter your age, I hope you're learning to take notice of life's lessons, because that's what this journey is all about....

Tuesday 14 August 2012

Rock Bottom

My rock bottom wasn't the usual way for a problem drinker to start their journey to sobriety. I didn't wake up in a pool of vomit in the bushes with no clue where I am... Although I have been there. My rock bottom came on a Wednesday night in Summer, at appx 10pm at a BP service station in Watsonia, a suburb of Melbourne's outer North.

I'd been to dinner at my in laws, and my husband and I pulled in to get petrol before our half hour trip home. Pulling in, I noticed a young girl about 15 walking her dog.

As soon as my husband got out of the car, I instantly reached for the snib to lock the doors. This was a habit of mine, as soon as I was alone in a car, I'd lock myself in.

But then something stopped me. 'Why the hell am I so scared?'

I looked at the young girl, now sitting outside the service station with her dog, and in my mind I was instantly transformed to a 15 year old again, young, innocent, and nothing to be affraid of.

Something about this girl, alone at 10 o'clock at night, walking the streets of Melbourne seemingly without a care in the world, compared to a 30 year old woman who scrambled to lock herself in a car despite her husband being just outside, triggered a huge emotional response for me.

'What the fuck am I scared of?' I thought. 'I never used to be scared of anything!'

And then it hit me. Because I've never faced anything in my life sober. By this stage I hadn't drank for about 4 months, but still hadn't fully committed to staying sober. But because I didn't have alcohol to self medicate now, I just retreated into myself. I'd been having trouble with my business partner bullying me at work, and instead of coming home and drinking and not giving a shit, I had to deal with it. But I dealt with it by going to work when she wasn't there. And then eventually by rarely leaving the house.

It then hit me while sitting at the service station that I hadn't left the house alone in 3 months. At all. Not to go to the shops, to work, nowhere. I always used an excuse to wait until someone could come with me. I just hadn't realised it before now. It had slowly crept in.

When my husband was finished filling the car with petrol and paying, he jumped back in the car (without having to knock for me to unlock the door) 'Hey, you didn't lock the door' he said proudly. 'Look at that girl over there' I said in a daze. 'She has no idea how unsafe the world is yet'. By this stage I had tears streaming down my face. 'Hey, what's wrong?' Asked hubby, clearly concerned. 'What's wrong with me?' I asked. 'I can't even leave the house alone or sit in an unlocked car, and this girl can walk the streets late at night alone'. 'What do you mean you can't leave the house alone? You leave the house alone all the time!'.

Hubby started the car, and we drove off, all the while I was watching the young girl, now eating an ice cream, as I mourned for the loss of my own innocence. The flash backs had started now. I hadn't had them in a long time. I closed my eyes and cried silently as my husband drove. 'Whats wrong bub, what's going on?' He asked, he'd never seen me like this. 'Think about it, when is the last time you remember me leaving the house by myself?' I asked. We sat in silence as I went back to my flashbacks, and my husband delved through his mind to come up with the last time I'd left the house alone.

Two days before my eleventh Birthday, Friday 4th of October 1991. My sister and I had been staying with my grandparents in Bundoora for the school holidays, and were catching the train with my Nan from the city to Werribee, where Mum was picking us up to take the three of us back to our home in Lara.

We got off the train, and started walking to the car park at the back of the station. I saw Mum and ran ahead toward her as she walked to meet us, and she said to me 'I've left the boot open, chuck your bag in while I grab your Nan's stuff'. I ran ahead to the car which was about 20 meters from where Mum met us. Reaching the boot, I noticed a grotty old guy walking down the car park isle in my general direction. He was dirty, had a beard and creepy eyes, and made me a bit uneasy. I threw my bag in the boot and looked up and he was about a meter from me now on my side of the isle, and he was unzipping his fly. I felt sick. "Come here darling" He growled.

 I turned to run but he grabbed me from behind, and put his hands up my top. I tried to scream, nothing came out. I felt like everything was in slow motion. He started dragging me and put his hand over my mouth. 

I grabbed the back of the car and stood my ground using all my strength. But he pulled harder and forced me away from the car, I started crying and screaming. I looked up and saw my Mum, Nan and sister about 10 meters away. They looked up and saw me. I'll never forget the look of horror on their faces as he dragged me towards the river. It was then that I looked at where we were headed. A group of guys, all dirty, and creepy looking, we're standing on the other side of the car park next to Werribee River. They seemed to be pointing and laughing at us. He dragged me closer, and although the eleven year old in me had no idea what could happen, I knew I was scared and had to get away. So I used all my force and stood my ground. This pushed him off balance and he lost his grip. I was free... Now run!

By this stage my Mum had started running toward me, and I started running towards her. Then I felt another grab from behind, he was chasing me, and not giving up that easily. He grabbed again, and this time he had me... But luckily Mum had caught up and started yelling and screaming for him to let me go, and began hitting him with a bag. This was all in slow motion to me, and as he put his hands up to protect himself from the wrath of my mother, he let me go.'What were you doing to my daughter you creep?' Mum yelled. 'I was just asking her for fourty cents' and with that, he turned and fled towards his friends. Mum and I went to Nan and my sister at the car and as we turned around, the group of men started all heading back towards us. Panicking, Mum threw my sister and I in the car and locked the doors. The men then changed their mind and headed back towards the station.

Pulling into the drive way, my husband turned the car off, but made no move to get out. Coming out of my daze, I looked at him with tears in my eyes and asked 'Who am I?' 'What do you mean?' He asked. 'I have no idea who I am. I've never dealt with anything. I block everything out and then just keep going. I pretend to be so tough, and put on this hard arse act. I don't know who I really am.'

 I thought back over everything that had happened to me in my life up to that point. The Werribee incident wasn't even close to the worst. When it happened, I had counselling etc, but I didn't really understand what had happened, and before tonight, other than a few flashbacks when I was young, it hadn't really bothered me. In fact I'd thought I was special because I'd gotten to choose anything I wanted for my Birthday (I chose a black and white swing top and a Bryan Adams cassette tape). I knew something bad had happened, but I was more concerned about my Dad (or my hero as I called him at the time) who we'd spent the night in hospital with. After the Police came and locked the guy up, they took our statements, and my Dad came to meet us. The Police told him all they could do was keep him for 4 hours for drunk and disorderly. But then they let Dad in on a secret. In four hours time when they let him go, they'd let him go at the scene of the crime.

Dad drove us home and then said he'd catch the train back to Werribee to get his car.

A few hours later we met him at the hospital where he was treated with a broken wrist and knuckles. I'll leave you to connect the dots.

As I sat in the dark with my husband, I realised there was more, much more. So much I'd never dealt with. 'Ive told you about the Werribee Station incident yeah?' 'Yeah of course' he said. 'But you were always kind of removed from it, like you were talking about someone else'. 'And the Driving Lesson incident?' I asked, referring to being touched inappropriately by a family friend when I was 16. 'Yeah, same thing, like it's about someone else. The same as being beaten and assaulted at the airport. Or your Aunty being murdered. Most things you tell me about your past. Like its happened to someone else and your just relaying the story' he said. 

I was instantly transportered to both incidents in my head. This time though, it wasn't happening to someone else. I started to cry. 'The driving lesson was much more than being touched inappropriately' I whispered, re-living small fragments in my mind. 'I've never even admitted it to myself let alone someone else'.

My husband held me as I told him the small parts of what I remembered. I felt his tears dripping on my forehead.

'Thats when I really started drinking' I said. I'd gone home, showered, pretended everything was ok, and drank half a cask of wild peach to myself in my room alone and cried myself to sleep. I'd only drank once before, my 15th Birthday where I was allowed to have a tiny vegemite jar glass of wine. But I'd never drank this much.

The next day I didn't even have to pretend to be sick, my first hangover took care of me. Mum went out for a few hours during the day, so I drank a little bit of everything in the alcohol cupboard so as not to alert my parents. That 'gastro' was really bad, I'd need a week off school!

Luckily when I returned to school, getting booze was easy, and it helped me forget. I started pulling away from certain friends, and hanging out with the one's that wanted to drink all the time. It was easy. I'd already blocked out what happened, and nobody knew so there was nothing to remind me. I was 'too old' to be forced to visit family friends so never went back to the house for about 4 years until it was unavoidable, their sons 18th... I'd draw too much attention to myself if I refused to go. Beside's I didn't want my sister going there without me, I'd managed to convince her to stay home with me any time my parents went over there, but she wanted to go to the  sons 18th. I hated being there, though it was easy to get blind with free alcohol. He didn't come near me, I think he knew better, I was drunk and angry.

'Let's get inside, and you can hop into bed while I make us a cup of tea' Said hubby, pulling me out of my daze. 'I think you need to speak to someone about this stuff' I nodded, knowing he meant a psych or counsellor. 'I think I need to speak to my Mum, maybe she can fill in some blanks for me, she's up here tomorrow night staying at Nan's.'

We went inside and talked for a while about why I couldn't leave the house alone, and had to lock the car door, and a few hours later, while my husband slept, I lay awake. Every time I closed my eyes I became either Eleven or Sixteen. The two defining moments in my life playing over and over in my mind.

At about 3am I hopped out of bed, snuck out to the garage, and took a few swigs from each of the already opened bottles at the bar. I sat on the floor and cried until I'd finished a half bottle of vodka. I'd reached rock bottom. I snuck back into bed, thankful that my husband was a heavy sleeper.

I didn't need to pretend to be sick the next day, my old friend hangover took care of me, and hubby didn't suspect a thing. 4 months between drinks and I was back to being a light weight.

I stayed in bed all day thinking. Somewhere in the afternoon I had a breakthrough. If I was going to break the cycle, and move forward, I had to face this head on. I was starting to remember more and more of what happened, and I had to go with it. It was coming back for a reason, and something about the young girl at the service station had triggered it.

And if I was to do this properly, I had to be sober. And I needed to speak to Mum.

Monday 6 August 2012

Who are you living for?

So.... since starting my blog, I've had so much feedback from friends and family about how proud they are of me, and even from random strangers who have been inspired by my stories. I really didn't even expect people to read my blog, but I've had almost a thousand views so far in only three weeks. This is incredible! I have no idea what you people see in my stories, haha.

I wanted to take a bit of a different approach to my writing. I don't want to just go on about my life and I don't want to just share funny drinking stories because I certainly don't want to glorify problem drinking. I also definitely do not want to preach. I don't expect everyone I know to want to be sober. Nor do I expect them to understand why I choose to live the sober life nowadays. Many of my newer friends have never seen me drunk (lucky them) so sometimes its hard for them to understand why I don't drink. Or my husband for that matter.

Speaking of the husband, I decided to throw him a surprise 30th Birthday party over the weekend. He really didn't want a party, mostly because usually parties end badly for us. The last major party we had was my 30th, and deliberately wasn't at home, and he was already sober by this stage, and I was teetering on the edge of sobriety and only had a couple of drinks.

The last real party we had at our house however, was a couple of years ago for New Years Eve, and I was still drinking a little, but my husband was a few months sober. A lot of his (now former) friends were there, and giving him a hard time about not drinking. They were calling him weak, and he felt really uncomfortable and completely pushed out of the core group in his own home. It was so bad, we had to ask people to leave (we even drove a few friends home just to get them out of our house) and my husband was so angry to the point where he got so down, he spiraled into one of the worst bipolar episode's I've ever seen him in over the following week's. So throwing a party was going to be risky, I didn't know how he was going to react.

That period of his life really made him see who his real friends were, and he cut a few of them out of his life after that night. He still persevered with a couple though, they were cut out a little while later. A lot of his friends never expected him to get sober. He was always the life of the party, and would always end up doing something stupid, or end up hurting himself, or having an episode which was just hilarious to his friends. Not so hilarious to the people who truly cared about him though and had to pick up the pieces the following day and week, until he did it all over again the next weekend. These weren't great times in our life, and were certainly the catalyst for me getting 100% sober as well. I never wanted my husband to feel like an outsider again, especially in his own house.

But we haven't had a decent party at our house since we've both been sober. We've been to other people's parties, we're out at gig's where people are drinking most weekends, and we don't have a problem with what other people are doing, because we can go home if we start feeling uncomfortable, or if people start giving us shit, or if we really can't be bothered putting up with drunken dickhead's at the time. But it's different in your own home.

We live with my sister and our best friend, and the girls both still drink, although not very often. The parties dried up once we got sober, because generally we were the instigators... "Oh someone farted, lets have a party!" We would use any excuse in the world to have every one of our mates over at our place for a bbq and a piss up. But since we got sober, they've been few and far between... and since we became vegan, nobodies too keen on bbq's at our place either haha.

Anyway, I decided to risk it, and throw hubby a surprise party. I knew he would only want really close friends and family, so I only invited his nearest and dearest. All the people who I know for sure, not only do they love and adore him, but are very supportive and understanding and even encouraging of our sobriety.

Most people would assume that since my husband decided to give up drinking, it would be because I made him. This couldn't be further from the truth. We were actually on our honeymoon, and it occurred to us that we had barely drunk while we were away. We were staying in Cairns/Port Douglas area, very tropical and very much the cocktail capital of Australia. We'd bought a bottle of Malibu, Vodka and Midori on arrival so that we could drink Midori Splices to our hearts content (our favourite tropical North Queensland drink).

But after a week and a half there, we'd had about 3 drinks each over the whole time. We realised that it was because it was just the 2 of us, we were comfortable, and it wasn't a social trip, it was our honeymoon, and we didn't want hangovers or to be spending all day in bed or on the couch feeling like crap. We also noticed how good we felt... and how happy we were, not drinking. So on our last night, my husband tipped the remaining alcohol down the sink (a very important symbolic action in my opinion) and said "I'm never drinking again" and for the first time ever, he meant it. So I said "Well I'll give up to support you then".

And I did for about three months.

Then hubby said, 'I'm okay to do this on my own, if you want to start drinking you can'. I didn't know what to do. At first I was like "Sweet, I'm getting on it!" But then I thought "Doesn't he think I can stop drinking forever?" I was really offended. On one hand, I had really only given up to support him because he was really the one with the problem right? Not me, I was fine.... Wasn't I? Those first three months had been pretty easy. We'd come home, made it really clear to everyone we weren't drinking, and that this was the best outcome for my husbands mental health. Everyone seemed pretty supportive, and understood. They had seen my husband's behavior when he drank, so it was pretty clear cut. But then people started saying "But not forever yeah, you'll just give up for a while?" I didn't really know, I just knew that if my husband was happy and safe, then so was I. But then being faced with the opportunity to start again while he stayed sober, I was so conflicted. Was I a hypocrite? Did I guilt him into giving up? Did I need to drink? I'd gotten used to being comfortable in social situations sober. I got used to feeling good on Sunday morning. I got used to being the sober couple. Could I really go back, while my husband moved forward?

So I decided to play it by ear. If I felt like drinking, I would, if I didn't then I wouldn't. Then I noticed it slowly creeping back in. A drink here, a bottle of champagne there. Bad day? I'd have a drink. But it felt wrong now. I didn't enjoy it. I'd worked hard to not need it anymore. So I made up my mind that I'd have a couple of drinks at my 30th, then that was it. Until the next night when I got really drunk after skulling 5 beers in an hour at an Exodus gig with a mate. I felt really shit. Like I'd let myself down, I was stronger than this.

So I decided not to say anything to anyone, I just wouldn't drink anymore. But six months later, I took one for the team and got really really drunk at my sisters Birthday, just because I wanted her to have fun. Stupid huh? That's when I decided to give up for myself and nobody else. I haven't had a drink since, over a year now.

But back to the party. Hubby was very surprised, and had a great time. Most people drank like normal (didn't hold back because of us buzz killers), and it doesn't bother us at all anymore, as long as nobody hassles us, which they didn't. Everyone joked about how much trouble they had buying presents. What do you buy a sober vegan for their 30th? And then the speeches happened and that's when it really hit me. How ridiculously proud I am of my husband. How much he's changed for the better. He's been sober 3 and a 1/2 years. He's weeded out dumb shit friends who weren't interested in his happiness and who kicked him when he was down. He's doing what he loves. He has an amazing group of real friends, including his band mates who are the most amazing people on the planet. Our whole family was there, and people who truly love and support him. He's truly happy, and not because the old ball and chain made him stop drinking and partying, but because he's doing what he wants to do. And to be honest, I've never been happier either.

So, I guess I just wanted to say a huge Happy 30th to my gorgeous husband, but to also leave you all with this message... who are you drinking for? Who are you doing other things in your life for? Are you truly happy and are you being the best you can be? I'm not saying you shouldn't drink, or do anything else for that matter, but just ask yourself if there are things in your life that aren't making you happy. Because you are the only person you need to answer to. And if you do have a drinking or drug problem, or gambling problem, ask yourself who your giving up for, because if the answer doesn't begin and end with you, its not going to work.

Its not being selfish to want to be the best version of yourself....

Monday 30 July 2012

I'm never drinking again...


“What the....? Where am I?” Waking up freezing, I looked around and realised I had been sleeping somewhere outside on a hard concrete floor in the middle of the night. 

Trying to get up, I stumbled, still drunk, backwards and landed on my bum. “Where the hell are we?” I said in a loud whisper to my best friend. “Hey, wake up!” I whisper yelled, elbowing the lifeless body beside me.
My besty stirred slightly, and lifted her head just enough to vomit on the grass beside her. The stench of warm bile, a combination of Fruity Lexia and orange juice mixed with stomach acid which BFF regurgitated, was a familiar smell that filled my nostrils. Retching and heaving, barely able to keep her head up, BFF groaned and rolled back on her stomach. 

“Seriously, where the hell are we?” I asked again. “Fucked if I know” BFF whispered. Too scared to talk too loudly in case we were in someone’s backyard, we knew there was a strong possibility we could be anywhere.

The two of us were no stranger to drunken weekends, and waking up in strange places. In fact, it was more than a regular occurrence. Looking down, I realised I had been sleeping in a skirt, cardigan and just my bra. Vaguely remembering taking my top off sometime earlier, slowly the nights events came back in a drunken haze. I remembered washing my top earlier after I had vomited all over myself and hanging it over a tree branch to dry.

Scrambling to my feet again, holding onto the wall beside me for balance, I searched the tree’s closest to where we had been sleeping, and found my white singlet top. Although it looked more like a pale shade of yellowy brown all over the front. ‘Mum’ll love getting that out’ I thought to myself. 

Limping back to where my best friend was passed back out, I realised I was only wearing one shoe. Limping around the perimeter of the building we were sleeping beside, I searched all the way around for my missing shoe. In the moonlight that beamed through the trees in the garden, I could see that the building was an old church that we had stopped at when we had gotten out of the taxi when I had thrown up on myself earlier. 

Vomiting quietly in the back seat, we had told the taxi driver we wanted to walk the rest of the way into the town’s nightclub district because we needed air. Leaving a friend in the taxi to take the blame once he reached his destination! ‘He’s gonna kill us’ I thought. ‘I wonder how mad the driver was’. Still unable to locate my shoe, I made my way back to where my friend was passed out.

“Have you seen my shoe?” No answer. “Hey, have you seen my shoe” I said again, a little more loudly this time. “Here!” My friend lifted her head and pulled the shoe out, throwing it towards me. “I used it as a pillow, must have come off when you fell over earlier”. Suddenly remembering stumbling up the steps of the front of the church, I looked down at the blood that had dried on my leg. It looked black in the dark. ‘Ha, another war injury!’ I chuckled to myself, proud of my drunken antics. 

BFF had scrambled to her feet by now, and was wandering around trying to get her “sea legs” as they called the dizzy drunken walk people did after being passed out. “Did you find your top? I can’t believe we passed out behind a church” BFF said with wry amusement. “The boys would be proud”. “Hmm yeah...we can totally still go out right? We have more drinking to do!” I said. “If I do my cardigan up, you can’t tell I spewed can you?”

Whooo, hold up a minute. What are we thinking? 17 years old, blind drunk in the middle of Geelong, 2 girls on their own, stumbling around a church? How can we possibly make amends for being so stupid?

“We better do some Hail Mary’s and prey for defiling the church!” BFF said as if reading my thoughts for making up for being so disrespectful. “I think we owe more than that for being so stupid” I muttered under my breath. “Lucky we woke up before morning mass I guess!”

Collecting our shoes and clothes, and tidying ourselves as best we could, we made our way back onto the main street, and headed towards the nightclub district. Shuffling along like 80 year old grandma’s, trying to look sober, we stumbled along the road. The dawn haze began to settle in front of us, a few people were at the truck stop getting early morning bacon and egg breakfasts, the smell made me feel ill. One or two cars passed, but the street was strangely quiet. Laughing about our adventure, stopping a few times to fix our heels and spitting to try and get rid of the spew taste in our mouths, we looked more like cheap hookers than 17 year old students...although my BFF was 18, so at least one of us was legal I guess.

“Beep, beep” A car tooted at us. Turning around, we saw a little white car approaching. “Piss off!” BFF yelled at the driver as they slowed down, sticking her finger up at them. “Fucking paedophile, we’re 17! Piss off!” She yelled again, as we sped up, heads down, walking as fast as we could go. The older of the two of us, BFF was the street smart one. Act tough, and people don’t mess with you.

One rule of wandering the streets at night, never talk to anyone in a car, and never make eye contact. It can get you jumped, or worse. Much worse. The hair stood up on the back of my neck. My heartbeat quickened, and I was walking as fast as possible in my new k-mart heels. ‘What the hell are we doing here, how did I end up like this!?’ I thought, as the bile welled up in my throat again. ‘Good lord don’t vomit you idiot’ I said to myself again.

“Keep walking and don’t look at them” BFF instructed. “I’ve got my flask in my sock, so don’t worry, they can’t hurt us, I’ll hit them with it”. Knowing full well that BFF was telling the truth, she never went clubbing without her stainless steel Jim Beam filled flask wedged in her old black doc martins, I still didn’t feel any safer. It was at least 3am, walking down the street with nobody else around by this stage, and cars didn’t slow down and follow you for no reason. 

“Beep, beep” again the driver tooted the horn at us. Swiftly, BFF bent down and pulled her pant leg up, taking the little flask out. “Keep walking!” She told me again. “Fast!”

The little white car sped up a little bit, until it was a few meters in front of us, and then pulled up to the curb. The engine stalled, and the car door opened. I heard all this, but still hadn’t looked up. “I’ve got a knife, and I’ll fucking stab you in the face if you come near us, just fuck off!” BFF yelled at the driver. 

“What the hell are you two idiots doing?” A familiar female voice yelled back at us. Looking up, a flood of relief rushed through me. “Thank god it’s you!” Both of us said simultaneously. Running towards the driver, we hugged her, and she immediately jumped back. 

“You both stink of spew! What in hell have you been doing? Oh god Nik, have you got spew all over you?” She shrieked. Standing under the street lamp, our appearance left much to be desired. In short, we looked like crap. Our saviour, a girl a few months older than me, who we played netball with, had seen us walking and decided to make sure it was definitely us before she pulled over. She had just finished her shift at a local bar, and was on her way home. 

“What are you guys still doing out, its 5am!” “5am?” I said, “How many hours were we passed out for?” Rolling her eyes, a gesture not lost on both of us, our saviour opened the back door to her car. “Get in, I’m taking you guys home”. She huffed. “Nah, were going out still” BFF answered, immediately getting defensive. 

How dare this bitch think she’s better than us! 

“I said GET IN” Saviour insisted. “And I said we’re fine, were GOING OUT” BFF replied.

“Going where you moron’s? Into town? What do you think is still open, its 5am! And your 17 Nik! You won’t get in anywhere anyway!” She snarled. Looking at the ground, I felt ashamed. I'd been sneaking into nightclub's since I was 16. Here was this girl, who I looked up to, seeing me like this and looking at us as though we were gutter trash. Well, weren’t we? We had thrown up all over ourselves, passed out at a church, woken up and decided we were still fine to go out drinking and dancing. Pretty much the epitome of gutter trash. 

“I think we should go home, I don’t feel so good” I said. “Don’t you dare spew in my car Nik!” Saviour hissed, getting pretty tired with the conversation. She was trying to be nice by offering to take us two little shit’s home, and she was getting abused for it!

“Sorry, I’m just pissed off, that’s all” BFF apologised, “I didn’t realise it was 5am, I thought it was about 2am, we got in here at about 11.30pm, we must have passed out for hours.” 

“It’s ok, just get in, I’ll take you back home. I’m tired and its freezing, I’m not standing here arguing about it with you” Saviour said, really over the whole debacle by now. “Are you going to spew Nik?” She asked me. “No I’m ok, just really tired now, I need bed.... and maybe Macca’s on the way home?” I pushed my luck. 

“Ok, let’s go, you can shout me Macca’s then” Saviour laughed.

Sitting in the back seat of our 'hero’s' little white Corolla, I reflected on the night’s events. Or what I could remember. BFF’s boyfriend had picked us up and taken us to a party at his mate’s house. We’d spent the night playing cards, listening to AC/DC and Quiet Riot and getting drunk on cask wine and orange juice. In fact we had drunk a whole cask between the 2 of us. Then another mate had suggested we head into the club’s to keep drinking, so we literally commando rolled down the steps out of the bungalow and waited for the taxi. Other than telling BFF that I felt sick, and then vomiting in the taxi, the next 5 hours were a complete blank until I woke up at the church. 

Anything could have happened, what am I doing?  What if someone robbed us, or even worse, raped us! It was nice not to remember something for a while though...I’d like to do that more often.

Arriving home and then heading to bed, I felt sick at the thought that I had to be up for netball in 2 hours for the first final. 

The team’s counting on me to play well and I’m going to be hungover.... great! I’m never drinking again!

That wasn’t the first time I’d said that, and for the next 12 years it certainly wouldn’t be the last.....

Monday 23 July 2012

Sewing The Seed


So....I bet you’re all wondering whether hubby was able to stay sober at the wedding!? Well, you’re going to have to wait a little longer.... I need a little bit of a build up.

The Friday before our wedding was hectic, running around doing last minute things, trying to tick off every last thing from the list as well as still pack our bags as we had hired an estate in Macedon to have our wedding. The estate, called Lawson Lodge, has a reception centre as well as a huge house that accommodates 20 people, the perfect number for us, our parents, siblings and bridal party.
We hired the whole place exclusively, and were leaving on the Friday lunchtime to head up there with our nearest and dearest to relax, finalise all the preparations, and to do our wedding rehearsal. Hubby and his band mates had chosen this day to do the final mastering of their cd. They all had the day off because they were in the bridal party, so of course they knew they’d have nothing better to do, and were better off keeping out of the way.

Once they finally got home, the cars were packed, and we all jumped in and headed up the Calder Fwy to Macedon to begin our wedding weekend.

As you can imagine, on arrival, can’s were cracked, bottles opened, and the booze began to flow. I tried not to get involved, I wanted to make sure all the tables were set for the reception the night before, so I could relax and just get ready the next day. So my girls and I ignored the champagne and finalised the table settings, put out bonbonnieres and place cards, organised the last minute changes and coordinated the delivery of the hired goods that we’d organised for our garden wedding the next day.

Our parents arrived, and our celebrant, as well as a few extra friends and family who had come up to help out with last minute preparations and to have dinner and drinks with us to celebrate our last night of freedom.
Everything seemed to be going well, other than the usual hiccups, the boys were all a little tipsy and didn’t listen during rehearsal, but that’s pretty normal right? Then after dinner our bridal party was getting together to finalise their speeches, they had decided that they all wanted to say a little something (all 10 of them) so they wanted to make it good. Of course the boys were just bringing up drunken stories about hubby, and one of the girls casually brought up that the day was about the bride as well. A seemingly innocent comment right!? Apparently not for one of the groomsmen who was known for his acid tongue (especially when drinking). He pretty well went off his head and half the girls came away crying. 

Great! Just what I needed, the bridal party not speaking to each other. Fantastic!

A few hours later, our parents went off to bed, everyone else was in the sports bar having a few beverage’s, and most of us girls decided to head back up to the house to get showered and jump into our pj’s to gossip as girls do the night before a wedding. I could hear some yelling, and people seemed to have decided to jump in the huge spa between the reception centre and the house. I had no problem with this, the area was closed in, and surely our friends would be respectful and keep it down a bit, especially the night before our wedding right? Wrong!

It got to about midnight, and my favourite cousin arrived after another wedding she had to attend, and was greeted by drunken idiots running around outside and then once she was inside was overwhelmed by the noise of a male and female having a heated fight, things were being thrown around, thudding noises, and yelling. It was coming from the room of the same douche that had offended all the girls by yelling at them. My cousin was ever so pleased to find out this was her partner in the bridal procession!

I let it go for a minute or two, and then went into hubby-to-be who had just gone to bed (I was very happy to see and hear that he wasn’t one of the trouble makers outside). I went into our room and said “You can hear that right?” just as he was getting out of bed seething. “Do these idiots realise it’s the night before our wedding?” He said. “I’m going to kill them!” Good grief, I thought, that’s not going to help anyone. “Let me go, surely they won’t abuse the bride.”

I banged on the door to the room which did seem to have quietened down. “If you’re hitting her, I’m going to smash you, get the fuck out here now!” I yelled... I’d never been so angry in my life. Thinking that your so called friends are having a domestic abuse issue isn’t easy to grasp, and I was ready to punch this dude if it meant getting him away from his girlfriend. They both came out looking sheepish, her half naked, getting into her bikini. “Oh no, were just mucking around, we’re getting changed to go into the spa”. Well how nice for you! “Oh it’s nice to know you’d stick up for me though if I was being abused” Oh how lovely, of course I bloody well would! “Just keep it down, its midnight, our parents are in bed downstairs, and we have to be up at 6am to get our hair and make-up done, I don’t mind people having fun, but have some respect”. They raced downstairs saying “Yeah no worries” As you can imagine I was filled with confidence.

Walking back to where my best friends were, I just muttered “I’m going to shower” and headed into my room. “What the fuck where they doing?” asked hubby to be. “Just getting ready to go down to the spa apparently” I muttered. “I’m going to kill them” growled hubby to be. “Just leave it bub, it’s not worth the hassle”. I grabbed my stuff, rushed into the bathroom, turned on the water and burst into tears. ‘I really hate people when they drink’ I thought to myself, ‘Thank god hubby to be is in bed, safe and sound, and not running amuck with the rest of them’. I sat on the huge shower floor, and cried as I shaved my legs, and washed my hair, the night before my wedding. ‘I’m not putting up with this shit anymore, I’m done with it. What am I going to have to deal with tomorrow once the free grog starts flowing if it’s this bad tonight?’

I went to sleep wondering what the next day was going to be like. I remember thinking, I’m not taking responsibility for anyone else, my Dad will kill anyone who ruins this day, all I care about is that hubby has the sense to stay out of trouble.

The next day all seemed to be forgotten. Most of the guys woke up with hangovers, all of us girls were fresh as a daisy and our hair and make-up started and that was the last I saw of my husband to be before our ceremony. I tried not to think about his friends egging him on to have a few beers while they got ready. Who was I to begrudge him a few to settle the nerves? Besides, the champagne was flowing already as the girls and I got ready, and I was happy to be marrying the man I love.

Our ceremony was amazing, and as soon as it was over, people were off and running towards the alcohol. I remember thinking to myself, ‘Settle down people, it’ll still be there after the photo’s’. But the booze was more important than people posing for our wedding shots. My now husband was getting increasingly agitated. But not because he wasn’t drinking much, but that our bridal party were more concerned with getting beers than photos. He told me he had a couple during the morning while getting ready, but that there was no chance he was letting me down today. I knew then and there that there was no chance he was getting drunk tonight. That feeling filled me with so much relief, and I didn’t care what everyone else did from that point on. All that mattered to me was that our wedding day meant more to him than drinking.

The rest of the day went off without a hitch, and was the most incredible day of my life. Other than the power going out for about 30 seconds during our bridal waltz, everything else ran exactly to plan. Everyone pretty much behaved, the venue didn’t get wrecked; only a few people spewed, either hubby or I got drunk and we still all had an amazing time! Our speeches were unforgettable, our whole bridal party were amazing, everyone had a ball, and I will never forget even one second of our day.

At the end of the night, we were hit with an extra $1500.00 to our bill from people taking booze from one of the fridges, but the fact it wasn’t my husband or I that was doing it, meant the world to me. What’s another $1500.00 if everyone had fun?

After heading back to the house after the reception, a fair few people stayed around for more drinks, and I was so happy to be with the people that meant the most to me in the world. 

When we finally fell into bed, I refused to take off my wedding dress, and didn’t want to go to sleep because it meant the day was over. We lay awake talking about what an amazing day we’d had, and how much we really did hate alcohol. I thought about times when I’d potentially ruined people’s special occasions with my drinking. It also struck me how unusual it was for my husband to stay away from the trouble, and also not encourage it. He’d not only abstained, but was so livid about other people’s disrespect when they were drinking.

I’ve never in my life been so proud of my new husband and myself for being able to control ourselves and not drink much. “Maybe this lifestyle could be easier than I thought?”

The seed had been sewn!

Monday 16 July 2012

Getting Started

So, I don't really know how this blogging stuff works, but I was up early this morning to let a plumber in, and had nothing to do other than go back to bed once he left, so I had the bright idea to start a blog.

What would I write about though? I'm not interesting! But then I realised neither are 99% of other bloggers, so why not join them so I can crap on about myself. Maybe that will stop me doing it on Facebook!

So, I sat down for 5 minutes, and thought "What would I want to read about?" Funny stories of others miss fortunes and adventures? Definitely! Tales of destruction and mayhem? Totally! Real life stupid stories of getting yourself in trouble while on a bender from someone who's cleaned their life up and is now on the straight and narrow...maybe!

So maybe I could write about how to clean up yourself when your life goes to shit from too much partying. Who better to talk about it than someone who has actually done it. I know when I first gave up drinking, I sure as shit wasn't going to take advice from a tea totaling counselor who had never drank in their life! And when I did clean myself up, I wasn't willing to give up my social life either. I live and breath for local music, and in the music scene if you don't drink or do drugs, then your an outcast. In fact in most social circles this is true. When I first gave up, I heard a lot of "You mean just for a while?" Ahhh.. no, forever... "Really? Like you'll never drink again? How does that work?".... Easy, I have a personality and can still talk to people sober! And although in the last 15 years I had rarely been in a sober social situation... it couldn't be that hard right? Wrong!

It's amazing how many times over the last few years of doing the single hardest thing I've ever done, that I heard the words "Your not drinking? Your weak!" Weak? Really? Cos its hard to give in to social pressure and just have a beer right? Only weak people don't follow the crowd. Does that sound backwards to anyone else?

I'd like to make it clear from the get go that I'm not here to preach. I have no problem with other people drinking at all. In fact I enjoyed it (or thought I enjoyed it) for a good 15 years. My problem was that I couldn't survive without it, and I hate being dependent on anyone or anything. I believe in freedom, and people should have the choice to do what they want. I'm quite happy sitting around with mates while they have a few cold drinks while I have a mineral water. I don't have a problem with this. I had a problem with the fact that I couldn't do this a couple of years ago. I could never NOT drink. Ever.

When you wake up with a hangover on a Wednesday and realise it wasn't because of a 'special occasion' it's just because it was Tuesday the night before and you just had to have a dinner with friends so you could justify having a few drinks, then you realise maybe that's not right.

Before I met my now husband, I was off the rails in a huge way. Then when I met him, I realised I didn't have half the problem he did. I could at least handle my alcohol to a certain extent.. he couldn't. He would be off his head after a couple of beers.. but still continue to drink the whole slab, run around naked, smash glasses on his head for no reason, cry, and then pass out. This was fun the first few times. Until I realised I really loved him, and that I was taming down to look after him. Me? Toning my drinking down, and not getting too drunk because I was worried about someone else? Now I know how everyone else felt about me.

After a few years of this, it became fairly obvious that we couldn't continue this way. Every special occasion would end the same way... him with his pants down, shirt off, passed out on a dance floor, stage, alleyway, wherever he happened to be when the urge to hit the deck took hold of him. Me with the drunken Trashbag cry, blubbering away about how he'd ruined another occasion. I could deal with passing out though, it was the trying to jump out of cars which were going 100k's an hour down freeways that scared the shit out of me. Incidents happened on every drinking occasion. Not some, not a couple, every single one. There was never a social drink when we were around. It was all or nothing. And it ALWAYS ended badly.

Of course because I was the one crying myself to sleep, I assumed it was just my husband who had the problem with drinking. We only fought when we drank. He only did stupid shit when we drank. But everyone thought it was hilarious didn't they? Its completely normal to take your clothes off, run around the house naked, tip a whole bowl of punch on your head, and insist that you need to go out with your mates to drink more, even though we all know you'll be out like a light in 20 minutes tops? And the next day when the apologies come, along with the crying and pleading that he needs to stop (from him not me) what do you do? Forgive him and have another party the next weekend? Of course!

But when your Engagement Party is ruined, other people's weddings, your Hens/Bucks night, family and friends birthdays and everything in between, just because the drinking and mayhem gets taken to the next level every time, and people are saying to you "Are you sure you want to get married?" You still don't stop and think "Maybe we should stop drinking!" Easy solution right? Easier said than done!

But when it get's closer and closer to your own wedding, and your 100% certain that if you don't do something that the biggest day in your life is going to end in tears, you have to do something or run for the hills right? So I did what any normal girl would do... an ultimatum: "If I cry myself to sleep on our wedding night, we're getting annulled the next morning. No if's or but's. I don't care if you drink, but if you get blind and ruin the whole night, I'm done for good. If you can't hold yourself for one day, the most important day of our lives, then how could I ever trust that you can stay sober any other time it counts... like to drive me to hospital to have our first child or something"

It sounds harsh I know. And I'd always said I would never be the type of girl to give an ultimatum to her partner. But Bridezilla had other idea's. I also knew that our wedding was a new beginning, and I wasn't going to spend my life this way. I'd vowed to myself that I wasn't going to drink much. I'd lead by example. But in the back of my mind not only was I scared shitless that I couldn't hold up my end of the bargain, but that he couldn't either. And I wasn't scared that I'd have to walk away, I was scared because I knew I couldn't, and then that would be it. Alcoholics for life. I wasn't doing that to our future children!

I'll continue this story in my next Blog... otherwise I might run out of things to talk about. Do you think hubby-to-be stayed sober at his own wedding? Tune in (or log in) next time to find out!

I will leave you with this question though. What is your biggest Trashbag moment?
Although you do get some stories each Monday on Facebook from the lightweights that can't hold their grog. They post photos of themselves, making duck faces at the camera with their mascara smeared panda eye's, and accidental reflections in the mirror of the vomit splattered dunny in the background...its just not enough. I want real dirt. Nobody is going to put this stuff on Facebook because their boss might see it. Well, I am my own boss, so I can say what I want without fear of getting the sack.

Until next time..... This is Ex-Trashbag signing off!